|She Looks So Perfect:||"You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
|18:||"DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
|Long Way Home:||"whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
|Greenlight:||"Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
|Amnesia:||"my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
|End Up Here:||"I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
|Everything I Didn't Say:||"I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
|Beside You:||"I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
|Don't Stop:||"You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
|Try Hard:||"I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
|Social Casualty:||"Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
|Voodoo Doll:||"This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
|Heartbreak Girl:||"I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
|Mrs. All American:||"Hello Stacey's mom I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
|Never Be:||"Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"
i hate it when
there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do
and the feeling just doesn’t go away
OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS
what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens
when theyre in trouble
anxiety. what you’re feeling is anxiety.
(Source: ladugard, via literalpillow)
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
"If you’re ever with a girl who is too good for you, marry her."