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condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

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Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it
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dyellas:

do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

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mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

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baconnnnnnn:

every time i see that pic of nash grier kissing that guy all i can think of is

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

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